Wakeater and the Rise of “Blank Label” Car Care Brands
The detailing world is being flooded with new brands—but not all of them are what they seem. Wakeater, an unannounced project tied to Thor Blending, may be the newest example of a growing trend: blank label car care.
What Is a “Blank Label” Brand?
A blank label brand is a product line launched without a legacy, without transparency, and—most importantly—without original chemistry. These brands often:
- Source their formulas from a contract blender
- Skip real-world testing in favor of speed to market
- Lean on packaging and influencer content to build hype
And they all start to look the same: trendy names, eye-catching bottles, and vague performance claims.
Why Wakeater Raises Red Flags
Though not officially released, Wakeater appears to be a brand under the Thor Blending umbrella. Thor positions itself as a custom chemistry solution—but there’s no public evidence of labs, chemists, or testing procedures. That means Wakeater may be built from stock formulas, not science.
And in an industry saturated with “me-too” products, that’s a problem.
The Problem With Brand-First Chemistry-Last Models
When the product becomes an afterthought to branding, the customer always loses. These brands often disappear in a year or two—or worse, change suppliers mid-stream and leave users with a totally different formula than they expected.
The Jimbo’s Detailing Philosophy: Chemistry First, Always
We didn’t start with a brand and look for products to stick in bottles. We started with problems—streaky soaps, weak ceramics, dusty polishes—and built formulas from scratch to solve them. Every Jimbo’s product is:
- Developed with a chemist
- Tested in garages, not just labs
- Refined based on real detailer feedback
Real Products. No Guesswork.
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The Super Soaper – Touchless foam with insane lubrication. Built, not blended.
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Tough As Shell Ceramic Spray – True ceramic protection. Not just shine and hype.
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Picture Perfect Polish – A real one-step polish that cuts, finishes, and wipes clean.
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What to Do When a New Brand Launches
When Wakeater officially launches—if it does—do what smart detailers always do:
- Look past the bottle
- Ask how it was made
- Test it against something proven
We’ll be here when you’re ready—with formulas built from chemistry, not convenience.